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Gunning For Safety: Northside Teachers to be Equipped with Firearms

Gunning For Safety: Northside Teachers to be Equipped with Firearms

by Ben Morris

On March 23, 2018, just seconds after the clock struck 3:04 pm, Northside’s Local School Council (LSC) unanimously voted to not only allow, but encourage all teachers and staff members to bring guns with them to school. As of late, gun control has been one of the most controversial topics in the United States, with members on each side passionately advocating their position. Because of the massive school walkout by Northside students nine days earlier, the LSC waited until spring break to vote with the hope that no student would be aware of it. However, after being found out, the LSC released an official announcement confirming the decision after reviewing city, state, and federal laws and regulations, and stating that its decision is final. Also included in the announcement was a section about how the LSC drew inspiration from Trump’s support of the NRA’s plan to arm school teachers, stating “Northside is just getting a head start.” The purpose of introducing guns into the school was not readily clear, as the only mention of it was text in a big font that read “Make Our Schools Safe Again.” With no evidence whatsoever to support that, the HoofBeat turned inward to see how members of the Northside community anticipate life after break to be. 

The first teacher to comment on the decision was Ms. Ortiz, Science department. All the way on the third floor in the northeast corner of the building, Ortiz is grateful for the opportunity to protect her students in a new way. “I now have the chance to really look out for these kids. Giving them eye goggles for lab experiments is one thing, but by having guns in the classroom seems much more appropriate in terms of safety measures.” On her gun of choice, Ortiz drew from her chemistry and biology background stating, “While I do love my AP Biology class, needles just won’t get the job done. I think that a flamethrower would be much better. My students also know that it is safe because we use Bunsen burners in class, so they should be cool with it.”

Mr. Golden, Social Science department, also wants to protect his students in an educational way. He said, “You know, most people tend to think of me as the AP Microeconomics teacher, and while I do enjoy that class, I also really like the Honors United States History course that I teach. It is because of the class that my gun of choice would be a musket, like the ones used in the Revolutionary War. This way, my students can see an actual historical machine that was used to kill people, all the while knowing it still operates perfectly and can be fired at any point during class.”

Down the hall, Ms. Malueg could probably cover the English wing all on her own. “My gun of choice is an RPG,” Malueg said. “All of these other teachers are trying to be educational about their choices, but I want people to know I’m not messing around. That bad boy is staying on my desk all day. That way, my students know that they are going to be safe all the time.” Malueg also noted that a nice side effect of her RPG-covered desk will be an expected decrease in the number of students approaching her at the end of the semester to request that their grade be bumped up.

While Ortiz, Golden, and Malueg are in charge of their respective classrooms, Ms. McCreedy, librarian, has many more students to look out for. Having to cover both floors of the library, one might expect McCreedy to carry a heavy weapon; however, she chose something far different. “My preference is to have a pistol with a silencer on it. I don’t care who you are, if you come into the library, you’re staying quiet one way or another.” To clarify, what Ms. McCreedy is saying is that, under any circumstance, she can keep the building safe and maintain 100 percent normal behavior, which is a major plus. 

As this spring break comes to a close, students will be in for a major shock upon returning to school. Before, the on-duty police officers were not enough. It is time for the Mustang community to realize that the only way to ensure the safety of the students is to allow teachers to carry weapons in class that could kill them all. What could go wrong?
 

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